What's going on? Wait, I probably shouldn't ask that because I know nobody reads this. Um, I think I'm going to start uploading a blog daily, just to keep a good schedule.
So today, I downloaded the First Strike map pack for CoD:Black Ops. *inb4 Blops sucks* Anyways, I spent about two hours toying around on the new zombies map, Ascension. It's a large space station type thing in Russia, and it's actually really cool. My favourite part is the new perk "PhD Flopper" And what it does, is if you dolphin dive to prone off of a height about 2 feet or more, it creates a small nuke type explosion within na certain radius of the player, killing all the zombies in that radius. What I find incrediby amusing is the notion of if you called for a rescue squad. They'd be flying by in their chopper, relaying messages to "base". So, here's the scenario I thought of.
"This is Chopper 1 to base, we have found the survivors"
"Okay, you're clear to land."
"Wait, what the hell!? It appears the survivor has given himself up to the zombies, he looks like he's about to dive off of the stairs! Oh, WAIT WHAT THE FUCK, WHERE THE HELL DID THE ZOMBIES GO!? Did he just, kill them by flopping on the ground? These people must have super powers, RUN/ I MEAN FLY!"
It's probably just me, right?
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